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My Trip To The 13th Floor

There was actually a time when I was scared to tell people that Halloween is my favorite holiday. Believe it or not, some people hate it. This one girl actually called me a “bruja,” (Spanish for witch), because...
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Smashin’ Balls

Now that I have your attention with the title of this blog, let me tell you what I did on Tuesday night—I played ping-pong. (Probably not what you were thinking, huh? Sorry to disappoint you.) And every time I ...
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Are Pit Bulls Really That Dangerous?

A few days ago I heard yet another story of a “killer pit bull” on the attack. Apparently, the pit bull managed to jump a neighbor’s six-foot fence, mauling an unsuspecting dog in its own yard. The neighbor (a...

Why Wear Thongs When There’s C-strings?

Sexy underwear is made for women and men alike—oh yeah, guys wear them too... (Not just male strippers). I actually saw a man buying some “he-thongs” the other day. The store was pretty empty and I just h...
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Mom, Can I Keep Him?

I was at my friend’s house yesterday, and I just couldn’t help but notice how extremely close her animals are. She has a dog and a cat… And they are best friends… Always side by side… (Well, at least most o...