Conjugal Visits: Disconnecting to Connect

Remember back in the 1800s, before the telephone existed and before the Internets could read minds? People communicated by telegrams. They courted each other. No, I don't remember that either. I came of a...

Conjugal Visits: 3 Very Weird Dates

The other day, my husband dropped the following: "So, how long do you think it will be until we have to start doing *really* weird things in the sack just to keep our love life interesting?" Me: "What kind o...

Conjugal Visits: Don’t be Alarmed

This week, it's all about why you shouldn't be alarmed by the alarming similarities between arranged marriage and online dating. The other morning, in a totally random twist of events, my yoga instructor st...

Conjugal Visits: Miserable Too

I was perusing the 15 Coolest Marriage Equality signs on Likes.com when I came across #9, a sign that reads: Attention Heterosexuals - We Want to be Miserable, Too! Who hasn’t seen a version of this sign bef...

Conjugal Visits: The Wedding Band(it)

Me: "Ben, OMG, where's your wedding ring?" Ben: "Oh, right. I think I lost it." Me: "Huh?" Ben: (talking louder) "I said I think I lost it." (Pause) Ben: "I can't find it anywhere. Maybe it slipp...

Conjugal Visits: Senseless Sensibility

A couple of weeks ago, I went to the premiere of "Sense & Sensibility The Musical", which is an awesomely hilarious interpretation of that beloved Jane Austen novel. About half way through the show, it dawn...

Conjugal Visits: Girls Interrupted

It's with a heavy heart that I announce my very recent acquisition of the knowledge that sweet Charlie "The Hair" Dattolo is leaving "Girls". (Yes, to answer your question, I have been living under a rock for t...

Hindsight: Sense & Sensibility The Musical

-- By Amy Spagnola and Jamie Siebrase If Jane Austen and Andrew Lloyd Webber had unprotected sex, the product of their passion would probably be Sense & Sensibility The Musical. An authentic albeit friskie...

Conjugal Visits: Masturbation Rx

There are three basic things we all want from a doctor: minimal time in the waiting room, advice we actually want to follow, and raw sex appeal. The other week, my husband paid a visit to the doc after notic...

Conjugal Visits: Civil Disunion

Civil Unions (the ugly-stepsister to Marriage) are legal in Colorado now by virtue of a new law that goes into effect May 1 of this year. And, while I’d prefer if we didn’t split hairs over “traditional marriag...