Hump Days: Fun, Sin & Condoms

The good news is that 2/3 of the world's population has easy access to condoms and here "easy access" is defined as taking less than two hours per month to acquire and less than 1% of their monthly income to...

Hump Days: The Mythical Tebow

  Do other people call him the Teebs or is that just something between the two of us? Between me and my television set on Sunday evening when he threw the longest overtime touchdown pass in the shortest...

Hump Days: The Tower of Doom

Is love waking up on a Sunday morning, discovering your boyfriend has peed in the bed and thinking to yourself, I won't immediately tell everyone about this?? Maybe, but I think a better analogy is The Tower...
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Hump Days: Blondes vs. Brunettes

Last week, I was reading about how much high-end escorts can make in Super Freakonomics and thinking I had found my new profession. For 3 nights a week of work, you can make about $200,000 a year in Denver,...

Hump Days: Is Monogamy Passé?

I abhor cheating. I abhor cheating because it is exactly like saying, "This one act is more important than all of the pillow talk and inside jokes and holidays and confessions we had together, and I don't...

Hump Days: The Land of Conjecture

Thanks to Facebook, four of us collectively crowded around an iPhone at the Snug last night staring at a photo of my friend's new boyfriend's ex-girlfriend: an unfortunately attractive Asian woman curled up...

Hump Days: I Want Your Sex

I want my friend, Holly, to have sex with her new boyfriend really bad just so that I'll have something to gossip about. Believe me when I tell you an anecdote about a piggy with a pizza problem has...

Hump Days: Bingo

  This is what I remember: it was June, it was hot and there was a moron on the other side of my coffee table. I couldn't hear what he was saying because I had concluded that we could never have anything...