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Vlog On: “Panty Droppers”

Menverites: wanna impress your S.O. on V-Day? Cupid Valentino and the Filipino Love Muscle--Sammy T--have a few tips. Catch a live version (and much more) at our Sex Issue Release party on Tuesday at Lannie'...
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Musical Ambush: Famous Singing Telegrams

The naughty nurse who mistakenly consoles Ferris Bueller's sister—instead of Bueller himself—is easily the most well known singing telegram messenger portrayal in modern cinema. Even though my sister and I wa...
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Not-So-New Intentions

New Year's Day is a semi-arbitrary holiday. Sure, our calendar year is based on Earth's journey around the Sun, but January 1 is still a somewhat random starting point. It could just as easily have been April...
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Holidaze: 303 Housewarming @ Cluster Studios

Orange peel will never be white collar. Yes, I refer to my alter-ego in the third person sometimes. Orange peel is one of my stage names, in case you're curious. While I have occasionally operated part-time i...
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Boob Tubin’: Glee Auditions

There's a little show called Glee on Fox. You may have heard of it. It's about a high school glee club. It comes on Tuesday nights after American Idle. Since the end of March, Myspazz has been hosting a nationwide cattle call in search of new talent. Fans of the show or “Gleeks” submitted a veritable avalanche of video auditions. Mine was among them.
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Musical Resolutions

Making a New Year's resolution on or before January 1 is admittedly a somewhat arbitrary annual goal-setting regimen. Sure, the Greco-Roman calendar correlates approximately with our astrological lap around the Sun, but getting your ambition on should ideally happen more than just once a year. Still, aiming high is rarely a bad idea, (unless you're defending yourself against a murderous Leprechaun) no matter how trivial the underlying reason for doing so may be.