Sandy Merkin
4 posts
Sandy is awesome. Her interests are varied, friends many, and opinions better than yours. She goes on lots of dates. Some of them are even with the same person twice. She has, on occasion, had sex with them. Sometimes, she just tells jokes. These are her thoughts on all of the above. Feel free to hi-five, either actually or electronically or in the sad corner of your mind where you might think you could know her. But remember, no matter how hard you try you'll never be as good as Sandy.
Junk of the Heart: The Replacements
Lately, instead of morning sex, I have been mourning it. One of the perils of modern dating–and all…
October 15, 2012
Junk of the Heart: Sorta-Fidelity and Pseudo-Boyfriends in the Internet Age
Maybe I have a problem. That kind of problem you admit to loved ones (or complete strangers) with…
August 24, 2012
Junk of the Heart: The Semantics of Sexting
As with most things I treasure in my late 20s, I can say this: It all started with…
August 17, 2012
Junk of the Heart: Junk of the Heart
A birthday is a lonely time. I have spent most of my years condemning the “we enter…
August 10, 2012