Jane Squeeze
33 posts
Hump Days: Diddlin’ Diddy
About four times a year, I meet a friend from high school for dinner and we share the most inappropriately…
June 15, 2011
Hump Days: Living Together–A Mad Science
I have to assume that when my boyfriend asked me to live with him four months ago, he had no…
June 8, 2011
Hump Days: Gettin’ Hitched in Sin City
I think the kind of people who say “Vegas Baby” are the same kind of people who quote…
June 1, 2011
Hump Days: Cat lovers & dog lovers – a question of coexistence
Match.com emails you profiles of men with these ridiculous tag lines that impart information of the utmost importance, such as “Just…
May 25, 2011
Hump Days: You Need Your Radiohead Time
The majority of my day is spent with my eyes rolled halfway into the back of my head…
May 18, 2011
Hump Days: It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken
It would not be false to say that many of my lunch hours last Spring were spent at…
May 10, 2011
Hump Days: Makin’ time for makin’ time
Sunday, May 8, marks the beginning of the second annual 7-Day Sex Challenge (for people who need a 7-Day Sex…
May 3, 2011
Hump Days: Walgreens All Abuzz
You know what’s awesome? Vibrators. You know what’s not? Shopping for them. Every once in a while, my…
April 27, 2011
Hump Days: Aces
This post isn’t actually about Prince Harry, but I would like to note that he may or may…
April 19, 2011
Hump Days: Too Good for Online Dating
You know who you are. You make a weird, uncomfortable face every time someone suggests that online dating…
April 12, 2011
Hump Days: It’s not pseudoscience if it’s Japanese.
“When you take a break from your busy day of looking up Japanese blood types, you should do…
April 5, 2011
Hump Days: Under My Thumb
Hello Wednesday. Last week, I promised you an article about hate sex and bad men- and I plan on…
March 29, 2011