Hump Days: Diddlin’ Diddy

About four times a year, I meet a friend from high school for dinner and we share the most inappropriately crude and intimate details of our sex lives from the following season with zero regard for the...

Hump Days: Walgreens All Abuzz

You know what's awesome? Vibrators. You know what's not? Shopping for them. Every once in a while, my shopping trip to Target off Colorado Boulevard ends with me staring at the enormous purple...

Hump Days: Aces

This post isn't actually about Prince Harry, but I would like to note that he may or may not be my dream man. First things first, he's a red-head AND he's attractive. I think we all know that doesn't happen...

Hump Days: Too Good for Online Dating

You know who you are. You make a weird, uncomfortable face every time someone suggests that online dating might be preferable to a lonely night on your couch with some Bravo reality tv and your vibrator, and...

Hump Days: Under My Thumb

Hello Wednesday. Last week, I promised you an article about hate sex and bad men- and I plan on delivering, but it's worth noting that the adorable angel I refer to as my boyfriend gave his mother maybe just...