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I love playing piano. Yes, I begged my mother to let me quit lessons when my first teacher migrated to Alaska. In my defense, though, it w...
My dad is rad. Sure, he accepted a job transfer that significantly minimized his role in my adolescence, but he left behind vintage Playboys and a comic book called "Where Did I Come From?" Also, he's been so much more than a mere sperm donor since. Allow me to stroke his ego for a few....