Sexy underwear is made for women and men alike—oh yeah, guys wear them too…

(Not just male strippers).

I actually saw a man buying some “he-thongs” the other day. The store was pretty empty and I just happened to be standing right behind him.

(I wasn’t at a sex shop, I was in a store at the mall.)

And I acted like I didn’t notice…

But I totally did.

I mean, how could I not?

He wasn’t all “juiced up,” so he definitely wasn’t buying them for a bodybuilding competition.

He looked like a “manly man,” or at least the stereotype of one. I bet he could bite the bottle cap right off of his Corona if he had to…

Yep, he was that guy.

And I had the opportunity to see each and every thong he bought as the cashier, (which was a young, teenage girl), rang him up.


By one…

By one…

Zebra print, yellow, blue…

And a few pair of women’s underwear.

Now, I’m not talking about “granny panties” (so to speak)…

I’m talking about G-strings.

G-strings so thin, that you could probably floss your teeth with them.

And, naturally I thought, “This guy is so buying these for himself.”

But then I got to thinking, “Well maybe not. He probably likes his girlfriend to wear sexy underwear too.” I also figured he didn’t want to go home empty-handed, so he bought a few pair for his girlfriend or boyfriend or wife or mistress…

Either way, it doesn’t really make a difference who or what they were for, (maybe he owned a strip club, you never know).

But one thing I do know for sure, is that sexy underwear was this guy’s “thing”—why else would he buy them if it wasn’t?

There was actually a small part of me that wanted to tap him on the shoulder and tell him about the C-string.

No, not the G-string, the C-string

(You didn’t just read a typo).

And as far as I know, you can’t get a pair of these at a store near you just yet…

(However, you can order them online).

So, obviously, there is nothing at the sides.

And apparently the C-string prevents unsightly tan lines and can be used as swimwear…

(Imagine that).

“How do these things stay put?”  You ask.

That’s a really good question. Let’s all take a closer look and figure it out together.


Well, it seems like there is somewhat of a very thin, very flexible piece of plastic,(hopefully not metal), that manages to stay in the “safety zone” as you go about your day.

And these skimpy britches are made for men too.

They also come in a variety of patterns and colors—which means you couples can have matching pairs…

(Now, how exciting is that)?

I’ll bet the “manly man” from the store is ordering his right now.

I’d love to hear your thoughts on this.

Please don’t hesitate to tell me what’s OnUrMind.