Ah, Valentine’s Day. Chocolates, flowers, PDA… all red and pink all over. Barf.
The restaurants are all booked up, the rom-com tickets are sold out, the city is just a-buzz with love. Thank god for The Fucking Unicorns.
The Fucking Unicorns are bringing you their Annual Love Party: 7 Deadly Sins Edition. While the theme sounds dark, the Unicorns assure you that the party will be anything but. The event takes place at the Oriental Theater, starting at 9pm and going strong til 2am. Tickets cost $15 for a single ticket and $25 for a couples ticket (plus minor fees) and can be purchased here: https://holdmyticket.com/checkout/event/161161.
“We are Unicorns because we share a collective desire to add more life and color to the world. We are those people. The ones walking down the street wearing a little more pink, a lot more faux fur, and way more sparkles than might be considered decent. We are the weird neighbors – the GOOD kind – the ones who show up to the fire dept. pancake breakfast on pogo sticks. We are the only adults at a kid’s movie and the only kids at the office. We are your best friends with whip cream and a cherry on top. And we take fun seriously!”
Allison Cohn loves gold spray paint and nonsense. She also has a very difficult time sitting still and keeping quiet. She can often be found dancing like a fool when she isn’t hiding out in her mountain lair or gallivanting around the globe. Allison is 303 Magazine’s Music Desk Editor, specializing in jam bands, funk, bluegrass, and all things bizarre and avant-garde. If you have something intriguing to share, you can reach her at allison@dev-303magazine.pantheonsite.io.