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Most people will only ever fantasize about joining the uber-legendary Mile High Club. We Denverites live here. Call it a stretch if you insist, but perception is reality and I’m sticking to mine—pun intended. Imagination need a little inspiration? How about a sexy house music soiree at a place named after a plane? Hijak, a Miguel Campbell-featuring hotel takeover presented by Roofless Entertainment, has you more than covered. The hotel takeover has always been a smart event concept. People are going to get liquored. Why not give them a place to crash their heads instead of their cars? Enter Jet Hotel (1612 Wazee). Jet offers first-class lodging in the heart of downtown D-Town. And the pilot? Campbell is a first-timer to the Mile High, but he’s “sexperienced” when it comes to aural pleasure. Snag some earbuds from the flight attendant and preview what’s coming below. Then RSVP via Facebook event invite or “Like” Roofless Entertainment’s fan page to score free VIP entry.

George Peele enjoys strapping on height enhancers and aurally ambushing strangers. He is Music Editor for Follow Peele on Twitter: @Orangepeelmoses. Avatar image courtesy Jonathan Shoup.