Audio fondling your girlfriend? Slogans don’t get much better than Pantyraid’s. Sure, they could say “Aurally Vibrating Your Girlfriend’s Vagina,” but that wouldn’t be quite as subtle. Normally, I rack my frontal lobe conjuring the sexiest diction to sell music with. Pantyraid—Glitch Mob’s Josh Ooah and partner Marty Party—makes my job easy. That’s not the only thing the knob twiddling twosome makes easy, either. Anyone who’s ever seen a bass bin teleport a cocktail glass to the floor knows that subsonic vibrations can be just as physical as actual touch. Translation: Pantyraid patrons of the female persuasion will probably still be turned on after the show. Just saying.
George Peele enjoys strapping on height enhancers and aurally ambushing strangers. He is Music Features Editor for 303’s print edition. Keep your eyes peeled for November interviews with six-string stroker Nathaniel Rateliff and WaterCourse/City O’ City big (soy) cheese Dan Landes.