The “American Horror Story” phenomenon has left us all engrossed in the madness. From “gimps” to witches, to ghosts and vampires, “AHS” leaves little to the imagination, which is one of the reasons it is named as #1 on so many people’s lists.

Now get ready, because 303 Magazine‘s Film + TV staff is showing how relatable this enchantingly psychotic show can be, especially when it comes to coming home for the holiday season.  “American Horror Story” understands the Holiday feels… 

Presenting to you Coming Home for the Holidays as told by “AHS”…

#1. When your horizons have been broadened by life/college and you come home and nothing has changed…

Liz Taylor - AHS Hotel

Liz Taylor – AHS Hotel – American Horror Story Wiki | all images courtesy of AHS

#2. When they say you’ve had enough to drink, but then give you another glass on account of the holidays…

Lana - AHS Asylum

Lana – AHS Asylum

#3. When you look in the fridge and the Christmas leftovers have all been eaten…

Tate - AHS Murder House

Tate – Tumblr “Helpless World” – AHS Murder House

#4. When your cousin insists on you holding her freaky looking baby for the umpteenth time…

Anne Frank - AHS Asylum

Anne Frank – The Bloodsprayer – AHS Asylum

#5. The way they look at you when you tell them you’re still single…

Tate - AHS Murder House

Tate – Maguzz – AHS Murder House

#6. When the kids have finally learned the truth about Santa Clause, but he still makes an appearance…

Pepper - AHS Asylum

Pepper – Quotes Gram – AHS Asylum

#7. When you’re talking to the grandma that always forgets your name…

Sister Jude - AHS Asylum

Sister Jude – Quotes Gram – AHS Asylum

#8. When your sister and her new boyfriend are jingle-bell-rocking the headboard against your wall and you’re thinking about squeezing in with the kids for the night…

AHS 8

Sister Jude – fission error – AHS Asylum

 

#9. When you sit quietly in the corner and hope another person doesn’t ask what classes you’ve been taking/how work has been…

Myrtle - Fem Media - AHS Coven

Myrtle – Fem Media – AHS Coven

#10. When the crazy aunt with her many children arrive…

The Countess and her children - AHS Hotel

The Countess and her children – Cinema Blend – AHS Hotel

#11. When the vegetarian in the family tells everyone for the 10th time why they should forgo the Christmas ham…

Dr. Arden - AHS Asylum

Dr. Arden – Giphy – AHS Asylum

#12. And finally when, despite all your differences, you come together as the beautiful, dysfunctional family that you are…

Briarcliff Manor residents - AHS Asylum

Briarcliff Manor residents – Being Rachel Berry – AHS Asylum

I hope this has made you remember that this holiday season, “American Horror Story” has your back, and that you are never, ever alone (take it as creepily as you would like).

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