Tuna sandwich (img: Eric Tsao)

Sunday Funday took on a whole new meaning at Maxim and 303 Magazine’s Summer Splash soiree at City Hall. Despite street cock blockage in nearly every surrounding direction due to the nearby USA Pro Cycling Challenge clusterfuck, oodles of Mile High clubbers descended to ogle Maxim girls and get wet together. A thirty by fifteen foot swimming pool was flown in all the way from Miami specifically for the occasion, along with an inflatable water slide and massive red chair courtesy of Air Head and SportsStuff. Partygoers drank like fish; sponsor Bacardi subsidized. One patron imbibed so much he sprouted fins and flippers. Scantily-clad hotties played with balls—beach balls you pervert—and splattered bare chests with Super Soakers. VIP taste buds were pleasured by fruit shish kabobs, stuffed grape leaves, quiche and other exotic hors d’ouerves compliments of Denver’s very own Cafe Brazil. General Snus helped immortalize the good times with their photo booth and local beatmasters soundtracked the action from a Red Bull-engineered cockpit. Peruse the event galleries to relive or vicariously immerse yourself.

Gull’s eye view (img: Katt Isbey)

George Peele enjoys strapping on height enhancers and aurally ambushing strangers. He is Music Editor for 303 Magazine. Follow Peele on Twitter: @Orangepeelmoses. Avatar image courtesy Jonathan Shoup.