I knew this was coming, but I missed the actual air date by a few days. Those of you who “eyeballed” it Monday night know that Comedy Central anchorman Stephen Colbert strapped on a tin foil hat and rode DIA demon steed “Blucifer” all the way to the end of times. In a segment called “Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown: 2012 End of Times,” Colbert prods two primary subjects: DIA spokesman Jeff Green and “phallus-seeking missile” William Tapley. Take a wild goose chase guess as to which one was more “highlarious.”

George Peele enjoys strapping on height enhancers and aurally ambushing strangers. He is Music Features Editor for 303’s print edition. Keep your eyes peeled for December interviews with dance music twosome Manufactured Superstars and Times Square NYE guru Dante Dunlap. Follow him on Twitter: @Orangepeelmoses. Avatar image courtesy Jonathan Shoup.

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