Reality Rant: “Boo” Honey Boo Boo
I never watch TV. I would just always rather be doing something else. I have a short attention span when it comes to bullshit. Plus I’m bad at it: perusing the channels for twenty minutes before I realize that in that time period that I have been dissatisfied with about forty programming options, I could...
Shadow Act: America’s Got Talent Runners Up The Silhouettes
Bragging about the Mile High club is a full-time gig. What can we say? We’ve got a lot to boast about around here. Fortunately, thanks to the elevation, we’ve got stronger lungs with which to do so. Or at least it’s a theory I’m working on. In case your smart phone is the closest you’ve...
Boob Tubin’: Idol Aspirations in Aspen
I’ve always hated the name American Idol. Worship and adulation can be an unintended consequence of being a performer—professional or otherwise—but it is certainly not the sole or even primary goal. Entertainment is the objective, the necessary focus. Idolization happens when individuals who doubt or suppress their own creative instincts live vicariously through an artist...
Boob Tube Tuesdays: Reality (Show) Bites Part II
In order to train for this week of reviewing the reality shows that I had bypassed over the past month, I had to do some very rigorous training so that I was fit in body, mind, and spirit for the challenges that lay ahead. I started an argument with my estranged mother, I ate self-destructively,...
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