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The Accidental Date

My girlfriend Juliet and I lead extremely busy lives together and apart. And the presence of children in our lives really affects how often we go out on dates. So when we do have an evening out, I consider...
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LIFE’S A DRAG: Beauty

Oh!  WHAT?  Wait!  ...I just woke up from my long cryo-nap. After all of the fun I have had, a gurl needed a break! I was resting my eyes to ready myself for today's blog.  Today's topic is all...
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The Ten Commandments Of Love

Relationships are hard. That’s why so many of them don’t work out. That doesn’t mean your relationship can’t be amazing and wonderful. But a healthy relationship takes a certain amount of...
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LIFE’S A DRAG!!

My trip to the Cartwheel Galaxy was just what the doctor ordered! I didn't realize that all you needed was the cucumber slices...I have been using the whole damn thing!  I know you missed me!!  I missed...
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LIFE’S A DRAG!

I had such a blast. If you missed this year's Madonna tribute....I have some footage for you. I'm beaming in via Satellite. Sorry I can't be there in person, I got stuck in an asteroid belt....Child, that's...
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Mind Your BIZ: WALK, WALK TIGI.

This week I'm going to do a little business shameless promo.  With the holiday weekend coming I want to share a great business with you and they are the global company of TIGI.  TIGI? You ask....
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Twin City

It just so happens that my mother is a twin (with a fraternal twin brother). And my girlfriend, Juliet, is a twin (with an identical twin sister) who happens to have her hands full with busy toddler twins of...

LIFE’S A DRAG: BEAUTY

I was in my space cruiser when I realized that it needed its Tranny checked out......What's wrong with a gurl needing some attention?! Speaking of wanting a little attention, we talked a few weeks ago about...
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Things To Do In The Doghouse

Today I find myself dismayed, dejected and in the doghouse. Yes, my girlfriend isn't talking to me. How it happened, I'm not entirely sure, which is probably why it happened in the first place. But I trust...

LIFE’S A DRAG: Gender Bending

Now, now kiddies. Calm down! I'm back for this week's installment! If you think it's hot down here, you won't believe how hot it is on the International Space Station.  They still don't have any...
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LIFE’S A DRAG!!-BEAUTY

Hellur, Hellur!! Thanks for tuning into my frequency my little draglings! A bit ago I gave some tips on makeup brushes, now lets start talking about prepping the skin. Before any great artist paints their...