Money Can’t Buy You Class: Angry Aviva
Hurricane Aviva rolls into St. Barths in this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, bringing with her a storm of pointless drama. But before I get in to the big blow out, I have to talk about the now infamous Tomas’s (aka the Johnny Depp lookalike) appearance at the ladies’ house...
The Reel Deal: Jim Breuer Q&A
Jim Breuer is clearing the air. As a successful comedian and former cast member of Saturday Night Live, Breuer is best known for his dead on impersonations, unique characters, and family fueled humor. However, for one reason or another, he frequently gets mislabeled. Perhaps it’s because of his appearance? Those large, droopy eyes? The goofy...
Money Can’t Buy You Class: Boozing in St. Barths
I’m not much of a drinker. Sure, I’ll have the occasional glass of wine with dinner or a beer at a party, but I’m not the type of person who likes to get s**t faced (pardon my French) on a regular basis. Ramona and Sonja (or shall I say Ramonja) on the other hand, take...
Money Can’t Buy You Class: Peddling for Prosthetics
Never ever call Ramona crazy. Well, at least don’t call her crazy in the presence of her darling husband Mario (or Aviva for that matter.) There was no room for small talk in this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City. Instead, the show began with a bang, as Heather was double-teamed...
Money Can’t Buy You Class: Party Poopers
Just when thoughts of the infamous George started to slip into the back of my mind, his overly tan, smiling face makes an appearance within the first five minutes of this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City. I guess I can’t catch a break. Amid talks of “cock rings” and spanking,...
Money Can’t Buy You Class: Whine and Dine
When I asked for a return to normalcy, I didn’t mean for the ladies (or their husbands) to go around in circles, bickering about some issue that happened episodes ago. Why can’t there be a happy medium? Either my jaw is on the floor with surprise or I’m poking myself, trying to stay awake. This...
Money Can’t Buy You Class: Let’s Talk About Sex
Wow. Where do I even begin? Between squirting orgasms, grabbing asses and erections, this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City is the raunchiest one yet. And it’s all thanks to Aviva’s charming sex addict father, George. Remember when I said that last week’s episode contained one of the most interesting dinner...
Money Can’t Buy You Class: Welcome to Miami
I thought we were finally getting somewhere with last week’s juicy episode. I was sorely mistaken. Despite a trip to Miami and meeting Aviva’s sex addict father, I found myself yawning during this week’s viewing of The Real Housewives of New York City. I have to admit, I feel like a broken record player as...
Money Can’t Buy You Class: Bidets and Croquet
It seems like every woman has a quirky beauty secret that they hold close to their heart. I am no exception. Following the wisdom of my late grandmother, I use baby shampoo as makeup remover (it really works!) Now that may be bizarre enough, but when the opening scene of this week’s episode involves Sonja...
DIY: Kayleen McCabe
At first glance, Kayleen McCabe looks like any other girl: She’s wearing a green dress that wraps around her neck, her long brown hair falling loosely around her shoulders, and she sits poised at a café table, drink in hand. Not what you’d expect from a licensed contractor who spends her days with hammers, saws...
Money Can’t Buy You Class: Laid Back in London
When I was young I used to pretend to have a British accent for days on end. Not only did I drive my parents (and everyone around me) insane, I also believed that my performance was convincing. Man, was I wrong. Unfortunately, my horrible childhood acting skills seem to have rubbed off on the Countess...
Money Can’t Buy You Class: And Around and Around We Go
London. Whoever thought one place would provide for so many episodes of drama? Leave it to the ladies of New York City to drag out a problem that could have been dealt with in a day. But while they parade around the issue of Ramona’s exclusion from the London trip, I find myself becoming ever...
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