Why would you re-arrange my teacups? I'm in charge of tea time, Andrea!

LoveSmash: Flatline Relationships

This game is much more interesting than you. During the crazy Broncos/Ravens game that sent Our Holy Team out of the Superbowl, I was working some tables at one of my jobs. Every single table or group of...
This is so much better then sex! Yes!

LoveSmash: A Love Game

I have both a joyful love and a fierce hate for video games. I take part in video games when I can, most notably the blockbuster series, Mass Effect. From game one to game three, I was hooked on the plot...
She would love me if I

LoveSmash: The Friend-Zone Isn’t Real

I put it everywhere. You hear it all the time. It's rule #1 for men who'd rather get it in than listen to your opinions on healthcare and fundamental physics: don't get friend zoned! It's also the first...
Between corundum and diamond - because who wouldn't

LoveSmash: TANSTAAFLove

Who wouldn't sell their SO off for a few fat chunks of sparkly diamond? From expensive wines to movie tickets and pop tarts (because popcorn is for grown ups), the cost of dates involves not only tickets...
Not that cool.

LoveSmash: Terms of Agreement

Not that cool. The mark of a good relationship isn't a marriage or engagement. In fact, marriage isn't even that cool if you think about it. Once you get past the initial wave of enjoyment of the second...
Except for Siamese twins.

Are you Jelly?

Conventional wisdom says that jealousy is a negative feeling that stems from insecurity. I say that's a huge generalization, and that jealousy, like all feelings, is both valid and necessary. The...
Bored woman in coffee house with male friend

LoveSmash: Drool Intentions

One time, a guy asked me to see something at Comedy Works with him. I thought it was a group thing, but was super surprised to get a text asking what time he should pick me up. I knew he didn't want anything...